Friday, October 20, 2017

Muslima Arrested For Inciting Rebellion (09:06AM)

Dantooine. They're on Dantooine.


Philippine security forces have arrested a 36-year-old Filipino woman suspected of recruiting, via social media, fighters from around the world for the ultra-radical Islamic State in Iraq and Syria (ISIS).

Karen Aizha Hamidon was arrested in Taguig city, an hour east of the capital Manila, on Oct 11, Justice Secretary Vitaliano Aguirre announced at a news conference on Wednesday (Oct 18).

...According to a recent report by the Jakarta-based Institute for Policy Analysis of Conflict (IPAC), Hamidon had been dismissed by many in ISIS-inspired chat groups as a spy.

IPAC said she started appearing on Indonesian Telegram groups in August 2015 and aggressively advertised her various accounts on Facebook, Twitter and WhatsApp to ISIS sympathisers around the world.

One of the Telegram groups she took part in was BUG, or Baqiyah United Group, created by an Indonesian woman, Aisyah Lina, whose husband was later arrested for terrorism. Lina then added Hamidon and Sirajuddin.

Around October 2015, Sirajuddin began claiming that Hamidon’s groups had been infiltrated by Indian police, and that she herself was a spy. A month later, another message appeared in Indonesia posted from the Philippines accusing Hamidon of gathering information via her online groups which led to the arrest of several militants.

Hamidon was also accused of sowing discord among ISIS sympathisers by disparaging foreign extremists operating in the Philippines.

Infiltrated? Nahh! That's crazy talk.

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Trump Drones Umar Khalid Khorasani (08:20AM)

We would like to thank Pakistan for their STFU.

Jamaat-ul-Ahrar (JuA), a faction of the Pakistani Taliban, had claimed responsibility for many deadly attacks in the country, including a suicide bombing in a park in Lahore on Easter Sunday last year that killed 75 people including many children.


"Chief of our Jamaat-ul-Ahrar Umar Khalid Khorasani, who sustained serious injuries in a recent US drone strike in Afghanistan s Paktia province, succumbed to his injuries Wednesday evening," JuA spokesman Asad Mansoor told AFP by telephone from an undisclosed location.

"At least nine close associates of Khorasani were also killed in the strike", he added.

Two US drone strikes on Monday along the border between Afghanistan and Pakistan killed at least 26 people including fighters from the Haqqani network which is allied to the Afghan Taliban.

You know what this means!

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Sandcrawler PSA: Russians Run MSM? (08:09AM)

So we find out this week that the Kremlintrolls interference pushed the same divisions we see in the MSM.

Pushing divisive stories about BLM and ANTIFA on the one hand while promoting the same types of stories on the far right. Even going so far as to recruiting former Occupy protest leaders to create a white nationalist narrative.

So what is striking to me is not really the Russians, whatever influence they had was a drop in the bucket compared to the MSM's amplification of the very same memes and narratives.

Its in times like these that a heavy dose of Apathy is probably the most healthy response.

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Thursday, October 19, 2017

Where is Dr Rusty Shackleford? Road Rage Edition (08:10AM)

Rusty is under cover as a redneck. I think he's "in".

I was getting a snow cone and missed the whole damned thing.

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It look like Maybe..... fat driver get Taser shot at 1:38

:: KIM October 19, 2017 08:53 AM

Remember when Obama and the dems had to save GM ?

:: Yeah me October 19, 2017 10:17 AM

For either driver:
You put steel bumpers all over the things.
You just found out why.

:: Kafiroon October 19, 2017 12:36 PM

side swiped, squished, tased and jailed. A good day at the oval.

:: Dale Rusty Jr. October 19, 2017 06:26 PM

Tuesday, October 17, 2017

Live Brooklyn Cowstream! (11:53AM)

Run Bessie run!

Update: Brooklyn Cow is saved!

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Where is Dr. Rusty Shackleford? The Krispy Kreme Incident (08:58AM)

Rusty came into some money!

A man who was arrested for possession of "methamphetamine" that turned out to be donut glaze recently received $37,500 from the city of Orlando

Rusty(sic) said Riggs-Hopkins initially was not sure what "sort of narcotic" she had discovered. "I kept telling them, 'That's…glaze from a doughnut," Rushing told the Orlando Sentinel. "They tried to say it was crack cocaine at first. Then they said, 'No, it's meth, crystal meth.'"

...accused of possessing meth "with a weapon" (his legally carried handgun), which made a third-degree felony, punishable by up to five years in prison, into a second-degree felony, punishable by up to 15 years in prison. He was handcuffed and taken to the county jail, where he was strip-searched and locked up for 10 hours before being released on $2,500 bail. Three days later, after a lab test found no illegal substance in the evidence recovered by Riggs-Hopkins, the charges against Rushing were dropped. The lab test was not specific enough to identify which brand of donut the glaze came from...

You know what this means? It means Shackleford is buying lunch!

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It gets cruller. In the raw glaze of afterthought, police still donut believe her alibi.

:: Tim Horton October 17, 2017 10:51 AM

Islamic State's Failure Is Complete (08:30AM)

Its been fun....

I hear Sudan and Libya are a nice place to die try again.

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Iraq must be pretty strong if they can wage war
on ISIS and the Kurds at the same time.
So we can leave now, right?

:: Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder October 18, 2017 07:46 AM

Monday, October 16, 2017

Cornhole Watch: Ahmad Khan Rahimi (11:20AM)

Ahmad Khan Rahimi is about to transition to a woman, though not willfully.

Ahmad Khan Rahimi, a 29-year-old U.S. citizen who was born in Afghanistan, faces a mandatory life sentence in prison after his conviction on charges including using a weapon of mass destruction and bombing a public place.

* cornhold? LMAO

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Taliban Deny Raping American Hostage, Killing Baby (10:43AM)

The Taliban denied Joshua Boyle's wife medical care while she was in their custody, this resulted in the death of a child she was carrying.

To make her feel better about it the Taliban raped her. Well they say they didn't but lying to Kuffar is permitted you know.

After being held hostage for five years by a Taliban-affiliated terrorist network in the mountains of Afghanistan, a Canadian man, his American wife and their three children born in captivity arrived in Toronto Friday night.

Joshua Boyle -- who arrived at Toronto's Pearson International Airport with his wife Caitlan Coleman and their children -- told reporters inside the Air Canada terminal that the Haqqani network killed a fourth child born in captivity, an infant daughter, and raped his wife, claims denied by the Taliban.

"The stupidity and the evil of the Haqqani networks, kidnapping of a pilgrim and his heavily pregnant wife engaged in helping ordinary villagers in Taliban-controlled regions of Afghanistan was eclipsed only by the stupidity and evil of authorizing the murder of my infant daughter, Martyr Boyle," Boyle said, revealing the murder of his daughter.

He added, about the alleged rape of his wife, "As retaliation of the repeated refusal to accept an offer that the criminal miscreants of the Haqqani had made to me. And the stupidity and evil of the subsequent rape of my wife, not as the lone action of one guard, but assisted by the captain of the guards and the commandant."

But expect to hear a lot about Horney Harvey's exploitation of women, but little about the Taliban's actual real world oppression.

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You went there, you claim, to help the poor locals.
You didn't know why the locals were poor and oppressed?
You did not know what muslum fundamentalists were like?

:: Kafiroon October 16, 2017 11:36 AM

I can't believe someone tried to smear the good name of the Taliban with those accusations. lol

:: Swifty October 18, 2017 08:48 AM

Where's Rusty? The Fajita Incident (09:03AM)

Apparently Rusty has been moonlighting as a corrections officer.

A South Texas juvenile justice department employee is accused of stealing $1.2 million worth of fajitas over nine years through county-funded purchases.

The scheme unraveled Aug. 7 ...someone answered the phone at the Cameron County Juvenile Justice Department kitchen...

A driver from Labatt Food Service in Harlingen was calling to inform the kitchen of an 800-pound delivery of fajitas.

The woman who answered the phone was alarmed: The juvenile department's kitchen does not serve fajitas.

What? Those poor kids are denied Fajitas? That's cruel! We demand that someone get those kids some Fajitas right now!

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This Isn't the NFL We're Looking For (08:56AM)

You know I'm not boycotting the NFL, and I don't care who kneels or who matters. Or what Trump tweets or doesn't.

I've been passing up NFL games for the same reason I've been dumping all those RNC fundraising letters, I hear they are raising more sough than ever though.

See its flipping 2017, not an election year and I as an America would like at least one (insert expletive or your choice here) day without the RNC, Trump or anyone else begging me for money or trying to sell me tickets to see dear leader.

The same goes for the NFL, I would like to take three hours to just tune out of life, including politics, all together and just sit there, brain dead, 3/4 drunk and wathc some big guys smash each other in the mouth for a while.

Its like a Calgon bath, for men.

But no, they went and ruined that too. Hell you can't even watch the Tonight Show or whatever the hell they call that crap anymore. I mean used to you could depend on a large breasted woman in a cocktail dress and few jokes at her expense right after the weather.

Anyway I'm not watching any more football till the politics are gone and it goes back to just hot cheerleaders, beer commercials and violent hits.

America, they've ruined it.

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Juice! (08:07AM)

I knew as soon as they let OJ out things would happen.


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Thanks for making my day.

:: epador October 16, 2017 08:23 AM

Absolutely classic. =^D

:: Spiny Norman October 16, 2017 05:00 PM

Sunday, October 15, 2017

Sandcrawler PSA: Sweet Volcano of Death Unstable (08:22AM)

Well, this is the best news I've seen in a while, there is hope.

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Progressive NYT insist DPRK and Iran get Bomb........Then break out in sweat over Yellowstone Volcano........Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha.......I no understand....but thank you to hippie and gay man......ha ha ha ha ha .........

:: KIM October 15, 2017 01:34 PM

OMG. I quit!

:: FEMA October 15, 2017 02:39 PM

Thursday, October 12, 2017

She Will Not Eat Them Here Nor There (03:26PM)

She will not eat pomegranates anywhere!

Pomegranates are bad, Mkay?

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Pomegranates and Guildenstern are dead.

:: UNESCO October 12, 2017 09:04 PM

You..... ever see Fat or Mentally Ill Person drinking Pom?

:: KIM October 12, 2017 09:13 PM

Pomegranates are now on the anti psycho shopping list.

:: subhuman taxpayer October 13, 2017 11:31 AM

Maybe pomegranates cure psychoses so she is deathly afraid of them.
I don't want to know what she does with oval, fuzzy kiwis she so softly named.

:: Kafiroon October 13, 2017 01:24 PM

Maybe.....when she Fat Little Girl with Mental Disorder.....Parents take away her Cookie Dough and Force her to eat Pomegranate Salad with Vinaigrette dressing?

:: KIM October 13, 2017 02:22 PM

Those little bastards get better chairs than I do at work.

:: Fisht October 14, 2017 06:21 AM

I think we have a meme. This is Trigglypuff's older sister. "Keep your pomegranates off this campus! Keep your pomegranates off this campus!" We're just missing the gelatinous arm flailing.

:: Mycroft October 14, 2017 09:42 AM

So..pomegranates are OK on alternate Thursdays?

:: Judge Smales October 15, 2017 10:33 AM

Muslim Murders Coptic Priest (02:08PM)

Hey Muslims always chase Christians with large knives, its just their culture bigots!

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Interdenominational discussions.

:: Kafiroon October 13, 2017 01:35 PM

Maybe it just another case of Muslim Savages ......Trying to please Western progressive Friends.

:: KIM October 13, 2017 02:09 PM

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