Saturday, May 11, 2019

French Rescue Four Hostages Lose Two Soldiers (06:49AM)

Viva Liberty!

French commandos rescued four foreign hostages including two French citizens from a militant group in Burkina Faso, France's military said on Friday, adding that two of the elite soldiers were killed in the night-time operation.

French special forces carried out the raid under cover of dark over the night of Thursday-Friday, supported by U.S. intelligence and troops from France's Barkhane operation deployed in the Sahel region to counter Islamist militants.

All four hostages were safe, President Emmanuel Macron's office said, adding that a U.S. woman and a South Korean woman were also freed in the covert operation.

I want to extend our thanks to France, our oldest ally, for their sacrifice in freeing our citizen.

Let us never forget who fights for liberty.


I cannot find these hero's names, but if anyone has the identity of those lost, please post in comments and we'll list them here.


They were identified as petty officers Cédric de Pierrepont and Alain Bertoncello. A Facebook post by the French Navy added that both men received numerous awards and recognitions throughout their military careers, such as the Gold Level of the National Defense Medal.

:: Comments left behind ::

no one was aware that the american woman was missing yet. i suppose it's a reason to not nuke every known camp from orbit.

:: Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder May 11, 2019 03:41 PM

Tuesday, May 7, 2019

Attn: Twitter User @str___00 (02:16PM)

Howdy O Ginger Stranger!



We hardly knew ye,


:: Comments left behind ::

dead I hope?

:: Calypso Jones May 7, 2019 06:39 PM

Looks like that same paleface, gingy, neckbeard who talked so tough a few years ago that we saw posted here.
Still looks like a pasty dough boy. Still not tough enough.

:: Kafiroon May 8, 2019 07:52 AM

He has that 'screen burn' look that comes from spending days staring at the screen while playing with his only friend rather than getting outside.
Note that he shaves the front of his chin so that he can pass for a goat at parties.

:: John S May 8, 2019 09:05 AM

doesn't look like a guy to me. Looks like a girl with a neck beard to hide the fact she has no adam's apple.

:: Calypso Jones May 8, 2019 07:25 PM

Why do they bother? We know whose side tech and their gremlins are on. Zit must not be an actual player, perhaps a mole?

:: Doom May 8, 2019 11:36 PM

Sounds like a wannabe/attention whore type spewing.

Do islamists actually ever say that? 'drink your blood' sound like rather unclean to muslims-- like they treat dogs and swine and their left hands.

"YOU WILL TASTE MAN FLESH" - Saruman to his Uruk-hai in LotR (this wannabe clown has seen too many movies...).

:: tripleT May 10, 2019 04:15 AM

Thursday, May 2, 2019

RIP: Peter Mayhew AKA Chewy (10:45PM)

Actor Peter Mayhew has passed away.

Peter Mayhew, who became known to fans worldwide as the lovable Wookiee Chewbacca in the Star Wars galaxy of films, has died. He was 74.

The actor died Tuesday in his North Texas home with his family by his side. His official Twitter account shared the news Thursday.

After wrapping the first Star Wars, he went back to work as an orderly and did not leave the job for good until the release of Return of the Jedi, after which he made a living off of Chewbacca, becoming a favorite on the fan convention circuit.

While Mayhew did not provide the voice of the 200-year-old Wookiee (that was created by sound designer Ben Burtt), many credit the body language and expressiveness of the eyes the actor brought to the role in making Chewbacca a beloved character. It was a part that Mayhew would take on his whole life and well beyond the movies, reprising the role for appearances on Donny & Marie and The Muppet Show...

Hat Tip: Garret.

:: Comments left behind ::

Glad you are back Howie!!

:: The Man From Athens May 3, 2019 05:54 PM

Glad Howie wasn't wearing the red shirt.

:: John S May 3, 2019 10:19 PM

49th anniversary of kent state where 4 americans died to end the vietnam war.

:: ran May 4, 2019 03:23 PM

Didn't die of heatstroke?

:: branolia May 4, 2019 07:21 PM

#3 Why do I remember that differently?

:: John S May 5, 2019 08:31 AM

Tallest  man was 8-foot, 11 inches.Search it!
:: Phil May 5, 2019 03:44 PM

By his body language and expressiveness of eyes, it's good to see that Howie is back and well.

:: Bff Chewbacca May 7, 2019 07:48 AM

Glad your well enough to comment here Howie!
Please take good care of yourself.

:: Kafiroon May 7, 2019 08:44 AM

Saturday, March 23, 2019

Breaking! Islamic State of Losers Lives Up To Its Name! (07:53AM)

Everyone wave buh bye to ISIS.

This marks an end and a lesson about the wages of Islamic State's savagery. Good riddance, may they be forgotten and left in the dustbin of history.

Also, lets dance!

:: Comments left behind ::

May they all be left 6 feet under the ground.

:: Red Flowers March 23, 2019 04:20 PM

I would prefer to remember exactly who they were and to remind people how they were made to believe such horrible things.

They were weak minded people in one respect. They were looking for someone to follow and a cause. The fact that the cause was evil and the leaders were bloodthirsty asshats can be overlooked by the zealots who follow them.

Those zealots are found in every society.  Most of them are channeled toward better, more thoughtful and decent endeavors.  ISIS was the embodiment of evil in that they preyed upon such people and perverted their morals to the point where I have doubts that they can be admitted back in to civil society.

Remember them.  They are the useful idiots that Marxists used.  They were the Nazi political party hacks. They were the Stasi.  You have seen these people in every age.

Do not forget them.  Remember them and keep such people in your prayers.  Not everyone has the mental strength to reject such evil.
:: Gork March 23, 2019 09:22 PM

aye, what Gork just said.

:: Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder March 24, 2019 09:22 AM

So the whole world is reporting the end of ISIS and celebrating. But a couple of weeks back when Trump said they were finished and wanted to bring the troops home the whole world said he was mad and had no idea what he was talking about, even his own military leaders. Marvelous what a difference someone else saying the same thing makes hey.

:: Aussietrev March 24, 2019 02:36 PM

There will always be those who when offered the chance to act like animals, will.

Stealing, raping, murdering ... it wasnt for Islam they did these things, but for their own gain and appetites. The truly evil ones are those who understand this, and then make use of such animals for their own power grab and gain.

Such it was for the leaders and armies of ole Mo in the 7th century, and for the ISIS scum today.

Makes me wonder what will happen closer to home with our Leftists telling so many stupid people what they want to hear and what they can gain ...
They too may go the way of ISIS.

:: trinkfenster March 24, 2019 08:23 PM

#5 The souls of the millions of children they have slaughtered bear witness to the fact that the left is further down that road than even Islam for while Islam outnumbers them greatly, Islam cannot compete with the left when it comes to slaughtering the innocent.
In all Marxist ideology has killed hundreds of millions in a very short time, a feat Islam has not been able to accomplish with well over 1000 years to do it in.

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:: BosDomino April 4, 2019 01:04 AM

oh John S your post number 6. EXCELLENT. you hit it square on.

:: Calypso Jones April 6, 2019 11:04 AM

Notre Dame Cathedral is burning. hello?

:: Calypso Jones April 15, 2019 02:43 PM

Patience, doctor jones.
Howie is recovering from surgery.

:: Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder April 16, 2019 07:49 AM

Hopefully Dr Howard, Dr Fine, and Dr Howard have him up to speed in no time.

:: John S April 17, 2019 05:14 PM

o....i'm sorry to hear that. I'll certainly say a pray to the One True God for healing. CJ

:: Calypso Jones April 18, 2019 08:13 AM

Heavenly Father, Physician of physicians, Lord you say that when 2 or more are gathered in your name that you will hear us from heaven and your son will be with us. We ask you for healing for our brother Howie as he recovers from recent surgery. We ask that you give knowledge and perception to his physicians as they direct his recovery. Give comfort and peace to Howie and his family as he rests so that your healing can take place. Let them know that you are with them and that you care for their bodies as well as their souls. We ask this in your son's mighty name. Amen.

:: Calypso Jones April 18, 2019 08:18 AM

Amen to that Calypso Jones!

Howie, I pray all your nurses are cute, stacked and single and you get lots of sponge baths.

:: The Man from Athens April 18, 2019 09:32 AM

Little Landon Hoffman of Minnesota is said to be showing signs of recovery say his family members. Landon was thrown from a third story balcony at Mall of America in Minnesota by Somali bastard Emmanuel Deshawn Arana who is in custody (Thank God for small signs of intelligence in the authorities).

:: Calypso Jones April 20, 2019 06:34 PM

Happy Easter All!
Christ has Risen!!

Get better Howie!!

:: The Man from Athens April 21, 2019 08:57 AM

Sri Lankan Churches bombed on easter morn killed scores of Christians. AS IF that stops the fact that Christ died for our sins and was raised victorious on the third day. Amen and amen. Receive your martyrs Lord of the Universe.

:: Calypso Jones April 21, 2019 03:30 PM

Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep! *click*

:: Jawa Blog EKG April 22, 2019 01:59 PM

Friday, March 15, 2019

Terrorist Murders 49 in New Zealand Mosque Attack (09:24AM)

If you believe that terrorism is the answer to terrorism, you're not fighting terrorism,you have become that which you claim to oppose.

Brenton Tarrant is a terrorist POS, and should be treated as such.

At least 49 people were killed and dozens more injured in a mass shooting in Christchurch, New Zealand, Friday when a gunman opened fire inside two mosques.

The shootings were categorized as a terrorist attack.

"It's something that we never expected to have happen here," Christchurch MP Gerry Brownlee told "Good Morning America." "We're a relatively small population, and while we are ethnically quite diverse, we live very peaceable lives. And this, as many have seen, has shattered our innocence."

That's right these Muslims didn't deserve this any more than the Muslims and others who have died at the hands of Islamic Terrorists.

Remember Muslims are the ones who suffer even more than the West from Islamic extremism, now they have suffered again at the hands of Mr. Tarrant.

In fact he has now become just as big a POS as Dzhokhar Tsarnaev.

:: Comments left behind ::

yeah right, whatever. there dead jim!

:: ran March 15, 2019 02:57 PM

Well at least you are an equal condemner of terrorism unlike most of the media. Muslims in Africa and the Middle East burn Christian congregations to death inside a church, nothing to see here, open fire on congregations, nothing to see here, kill all the men and older women and take young boys as recruits for forced conversion and young girls as sex slaves, nothing to see here.
Now the shoe is on the other foot for once and it is the end of the world and all Trump's fault.
Forgive me if I don't shed a tear for any of them.

:: aussietrev March 15, 2019 03:49 PM

shooty boy gets what he wants out of this:
muzzlum revenge attacks and media explaining that revenge attacks are our own fault, us hating the media more, antifa hating us more, and probably his own family getting knifed-for-allah on their doorsteps.

:: Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder March 16, 2019 07:41 AM

"your fault, my fault, nobody's fault... it won't matter - I'm gonna
blow your head off. No matter what else happens"
Big Jake - John Wayne Movie

Works for me. They start, I will for sure try to finish it. Revenge attacks have occurred through out history.

:: Kafiroon March 16, 2019 07:52 AM

Civilians should not have access to high powered weapons.

:: Hoos March 16, 2019 12:30 PM

This is what sectarian violence begets. The problem with this story that it is a man bites dog story. There is anti Christian and anti Jewish violence all over the world and it is so ordinary that it might make the local evening news, and that's about it. That said, I don't think New Zealand has capital punishment. So I hope they lock him up for consecutive terms for each person he killed. At that rate, he should die in prison, as the caged animal that he is.

@Hoos, go ahead and believe what you want. If you don't like guns, you don't have to own them.I believe I'm safer if I have my "high powered" weapons (whatever you think that is). Most people evaluate guns based upon what they look like, not what they actually do.

:: Gork March 16, 2019 10:00 PM

Terrorism as a tactic, you don't fight tactics, you counter them.
That is why we didn't attack aviation after the twin towers attacks or the kamikaze tactic.
One fights ideologies, like Islam, that promote evil and enslave and subjugate people. Or one fights defensively, both apply to Islam.
Our enemy is not a battle tactic, it is Islam, and their ideology specifically includes the use of terror as a tactic. Remove Islam from the world and the tactic will fall aside for the most part.
Nobody feared Hitler so much that they feared naming him as the culprit, no one should fear naming Mohammad as the source of the evil we battle today.

:: John S March 17, 2019 09:35 AM

3 killed by muzzie in holland. media who cares!

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:: BosDomino March 20, 2019 05:20 AM

Is terrorism the answer to terrorism. no. What we need to do is to pack all these bastards up and send them back to the middle east.

Contain them, restrain them, retrain them and brain them if necessary.

:: Calypso Jones March 20, 2019 01:18 PM

and don't freakin' try to call me a terrorist when we have put up with the dickish behavior from muslims for decades and decades. There's a rare attack on a mosque and every westerner wants to wring their hands. Kiss my narrow butt.

:: Calypso Jones March 20, 2019 01:20 PM

and what the hell is wrong with're the one that posts war porn.

:: Calypso Jones March 20, 2019 01:21 PM

BUS FULL of children set afire in Italy because driver (Senegalese) was angry about migrant drownings in the mediteranean.

Got anything on that?

:: Calypso Jones March 20, 2019 01:24 PM

I'd be willing to bet that there's a sizable arsenal in each of those mosques. Who's gonna go in and confiscate those. I'll tell you. NO ONE!

:: Calypso Jones March 20, 2019 02:55 PM

no one is going to go into the mosques and seize the guns, Calypso. A gun fight would start a fire in the bomb factory and kill everyone.

:: Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder March 21, 2019 06:35 AM

New Zealand's death wish prime ministuh has called for a ban on 'assault weapons' and then a forced buy back. Great idea seeing as how well it's working in Australia. Will those mosque muslims turn over their weapons. DON"T count on it. But be sure they'll show up when they decide to rid Nz of infidels for sure. I'm not so sure that at some point in the future of NZ this original shooter may not be considered a patriot to new Zealanders or maybe the muslims since what he did disarmed the infidel making muslims jobs easier. Have your fit over that if you wish. But there it is.

:: Calypso Jones March 21, 2019 08:54 AM

Mosque in Christchurch tied to radical terrorism.

:: Calypso Jones March 21, 2019 11:54 AM

but hey..let's send them money for 'funerals'. Let's ban guns for infidels and let's all stand in solidarity with islamists in a rare mosque shooting.

Ever read the book of Revelation? Revelation 20:4-5...beheadings. quel coincidence.

:: Calypso Jones March 21, 2019 11:56 AM

#18 Muhammed is very likely the beast of prophesy.

:: John S March 21, 2019 07:19 PM

How many muslims have come out to condemn the bus attack of children in Italy??
How many have come out to condemn the 120 plus Christians martyred in Nigeria over the last 30 days?
Have any muslims donned a cross when a muslim attacker has killed innocent victims?


:: Calypso Jones March 21, 2019 08:56 PM

What is the gun control like in New Zealand ??

I'e only heard some about whats been done in Australia in the recent past.

It must'e been at least semi auto ... Its hard to imaging killing 49 with a bolt action hunting rifle or a pistol.

:: drivenspiel March 21, 2019 09:16 PM

#21 Bolt action pistol? Yes they exist, I own one, and yes, I can fire 3 rounds a minute through it easily.
My bolt action rifles can be operated more quickly and 6 rounds a minute with deliberate aiming is not a taxing pace. That would net 102 dead in the 17 minutes he had.

As to bolt action being a hunting firearm, not the case. Bolt action rifles have been used by the military since they came to be and are still used today. In fact, a bolt action is a poor choice for a hunting rifle unless you are taking varmint at long range. The ability to make a quick follow up shot after poor initial placement is important to a hunter. No hunter wants to inflict undue suffering. A hunter wants the harvest to be quick and clean.

:: John S March 21, 2019 10:44 PM

Tuesday, March 12, 2019

Dream on Abu Abd al-Azeem (12:37PM)

The fall of The Islamic State of Losers is so entertaining.

"Tomorrow, God willing, we will be in paradise and they will be burning in hell," said an Islamic State member whom the video identified as Abu Abd al-Azeem, whose speech is peppered with Koranic recitations.

"The infidels laughed at, humiliated us in this world, but war has its ups and downs and the battle is not over," al-Azeem said, adding that IS leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi is the only Muslim leader on earth today.

Azeem, wrapped in a thick winter cloak, sits on the ground around a steaming cooking pot. Next to him is a bored-looking boy of around 10 years old, peering out from a thick coat hood.

That is the product that Jihadism brings to the Ummah.

So sad, they were laughed at and humiliated. Sniff sniff....... it is sad that tehre is so little time left to laugh at and humiliate these savage merciless losers.

See you in Hell!

:: Comments left behind ::

1. Get the children out and the women.
2. Move in with armor and air strikes.
3. No prisoners.
4. Move to next bastion and start at step 1.

Why wait for tomorrow when you can send them to Hell today.

:: The Man from Albania March 12, 2019 01:41 PM

Firebombing worked in Dresden.
It would clear out the real estate in Syria equally well.

:: John S March 12, 2019 08:55 PM

alternate plan:
1: let the arabs handle this, the GCC specifically
2: stand by to assist if they ask for help
3: swear to god we didn't see any atrocities
4: go home, eat pork, drink beer, ogle chicks

:: Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder March 13, 2019 08:22 AM

Jim there dead! 40 dead muslims in new zealand.

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:: BandarQ March 20, 2019 05:24 AM

a rat deep in its hole schrieking at a cat outside.

:: drivenspiel March 21, 2019 09:18 PM

Attn Twitter User: @ShahmirBoiii (10:30AM)

Shahmir was upset that the ISIS is over!



I guess now he'll be really mad.

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:: Domino99 March 20, 2019 05:26 AM

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:: drivenspiel March 21, 2019 09:20 PM

Wednesday, March 6, 2019

She's Dead Jim! (09:17AM)

Now is the time at Jawa when we dance!
A prominent French militant who joined the Islamic State group, Jean-Michel Clain, died over the weekend from wounds suffered in an earlier airstrike that killed his jihadi brother, his wife said Tuesday as she emerged from the group’s last pocket of land in Syria.

The wife, who identified herself only as Dorothee, said another French woman who had joined ISIS, Hayat Boumeddiene, was killed in another strike in Syria last week. Boumeddiene had been wanted by French police as a suspected accomplice in a 2015 attack in the Paris region.

:: Comments left behind ::

Did French people always do stuff like this?

:: Czarkazm March 6, 2019 09:51 AM

Let's see...
Hand crossbow, admittedly large, against aircraft.
Cognitive dissidence?

:: Kafiroon March 6, 2019 12:45 PM

Tie a yellow vest round the old oak tree, do you still want me?

:: Hayat Boumeddiene March 6, 2019 08:54 PM

Sally Field's costume was better, then again, she was cute enough that she didn't have to hide her face.

:: John S March 6, 2019 10:56 PM

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:: erek March 7, 2019 06:34 AM

it's good to know that when i get to hell there will french girls waiting for me.

:: Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder March 7, 2019 09:29 AM

Muzzies blown to Hell: bon
French aircraft doing the strike: bon bon

:: The Man from Athens March 7, 2019 11:48 AM

If I had a Sister, She would look like..........Ah Hell, who am I kidding......Who knows what the hell she looked like under that Awning.

:: BARACK OBAMA March 7, 2019 03:59 PM

#8 Helpful hint;
They don't make their goats wear those things.

:: John S March 7, 2019 10:36 PM

Tuesday, February 26, 2019

Jaish-e-Mohammad Safe Haven in Pakistan Bombed (09:22AM)

Well looks like India is fed up and Pakistan is a paper tiger.

The Indian government has retaliated for the deadly Jaish-e-Mohammad (JeM) suicide attack that killed 40 soldiers in the state of Jammu and Kashmir nearly two weeks ago. Today, the Indian Air Force launched a raid against a JeM camp in Balakot inside Pakistan, killing scores of jihadists. The Pakistani government is denying the raid took place.

Indian warplanes attacked “the biggest training camp of JeM in Balakot,” according to a statement released by the embassy in Washington, DC. The statement is attributed to Shri Vijay Gokhale, India’s Foreign Secretary.

“In this operation, a very large number of JeM terrorists, trainers, senior commanders and groups of jihadis who were being trained for fidayeen action [suicide attacks] were eliminated,” it continued.

Indian press reports indicate that 12 Mirage 2000 strike aircrafts crossed the Line of Control early in the morning and struck the camp. Pakistani F-16s scrambled to intercept but did not engage, according to DNA India. Indian officials estimate that between 200 and 300 JeM members were killed in the operation.

Gokhale described the operation as a “preemptive strike” that “became absolutely necessary” as JeM was plotting further suicide operations.

I wouldn;'t worry, I mean what's the worst that could happen?

Oh, well I mean what's a short nuclear winter or two?

:: Comments left behind ::

The Pakastani gov probably isnt going to lose much sleep over it the terrorist trainees were likely to have been just as likely to attack them as India and probably in future bring even more heat on the gov for being sen to be harboring terrorists.

:: treblafolor February 26, 2019 05:17 PM

If Pakistan responds and this all escalates we have all the seeds needed for WW-III. That whole area is well seeded with Muhammadans. If I was independent of the Earth for living I'd be setting up the popcorn machine and laying in other munchies anticipating a fest of Humans being "less than perfect". As it is, I am starting to get nervous. This could get very rugged - with nukes.

:: JDow February 27, 2019 02:32 AM

I remember when the media convinced the Jawas to burn the oil fields and oil lakes as they retreated from Kuwaiti by telling them that it would create 'nuclear winter' and collapse the Western food supply.
The GIGO (garbage in garbage our)computer simulations are no more than a waste of electricity.

:: John S February 27, 2019 09:58 AM

seems like india dropped bombs back and shot down two jets. have you got a song I dropped bombs on you back?

:: ran February 27, 2019 03:08 PM

speaking of getting bombs dropped on them golem sorry I mean netanhayu has just been indicted for bribery, fraud and corruption by israels attorney general!

:: ran February 28, 2019 03:24 PM

Some day you may figure it out that is how politics has Always been played in Israel. No matter who is in what office.

:: Kafiroon February 28, 2019 05:18 PM

#3 comment at John S

Just goes to show that those idiots would put themselves at great jeopardy just to be able to cause some discomfort to the west. A lot like democrats aren't they.

:: Calypso Jones February 28, 2019 08:16 PM

netanhayu is setting up a defense fund and is asking his supporters to send him bottles so he can cash them in for their deposits to pay his lawyers. @6 when was the last israeli prime minister indicted for bribery fraud and corruption while in office other the netanhayu?

:: ran February 28, 2019 10:25 PM


:: Kafiroon March 1, 2019 10:44 AM

The Resistance pleading for additional K-Tel Pakki-stackers

:: Real Housewives of Delhi March 2, 2019 10:43 AM

Sounds like the furball in the sky was cover for the raid.
20 million mostly muzzies nuked. That part of the world now is a place we do not need to worry about.

:: The Man from Athens March 2, 2019 01:03 PM

@11.   ?
Wishing or dreaming?

:: Kafiroon March 4, 2019 08:39 AM

pakistan arrested a couple dozen terrorists wanted by India (or took them into protective custody if you like) so that looks like some attempt to draw back and make nice.

:: Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder March 5, 2019 11:00 PM

Friday, February 22, 2019

Meanwhile On Tatooine (06:36PM)

If there are no Jawas in IX. What's the point really?

:: Comments left behind ::

If they can't do any better than that last mistake, why bother? I would rather watch one of the original 3 for the 300th time any day....

:: Frustrated Teacher February 22, 2019 11:24 PM

I was thinking this was gonna be funny but it made me sad. So true!

:: Czarkazm February 23, 2019 09:35 AM

Know what would help me? If these aged stars of star wars would shut their pieholes and let the audience continue to think of them in the original role. Harrison Ford as an environmental expert does not do it for me. Leia as an aging, drug recovering bag of bones doesn't either.

:: Calypso Jones February 23, 2019 10:14 AM

I know she's dead. I'm talking right before. Maybe sometimes, movies just outlive the magic.

:: Calypso Jones February 23, 2019 10:15 AM

Thanks Jawas! These are not the axxholes you are looking for. The psychoses runs deep in all of them.

:: Fewenuff February 23, 2019 11:40 AM

I wish I knew what that meant.

:: Calypso Jones February 23, 2019 12:51 PM

Simple - most hollywood actors are hollywood idiots - they have to suck up to the hollywood culture of demented leftism.

In the old days the famous actors were controlled by the studios to NOT be too political or to disgrace themselves or to be seen in decrepitude.

:: fractalminch February 23, 2019 08:15 PM

So Star Wars becomes nostalgia.
Dont ever laugh
As a Hearse goes by
For you may be the next to die
They wrap you up
In a big white sheet
From your head down to your feet
They put you in a big black box
And cover you up with dirt and rocks
And all goes well
For about a week
And then your coffin begins to leak
And the worms crawl in, the worms crawl out
The worms play pinochle on your snout
They eat your eyes, they eat your noes
They eat the jelly between your toes
A big green worm with rolling eyes
Crawls in your stomach and out your eyes
Your stomach turns a slimy green
And puss comes out like whipping cream
You spread it on a slice of bread
And thats what you eat when your dead
And the worms crawl out and the worms crawl in
The worms that crawl in are lean and thin
The ones that crawl out are fat and stout
Your eyes fall in and your hair falls out
Your brain comes tumbling down your snout
And the worms crawl in, the worms crawl out
They crawl all over your dirty snout
Your chest caves in and your eyes pop out
Your brain turns to saurkraut
They invite their friends, and their friends too
They all come down to chew on you
And this is what it is to die, i hope you had a nice goodbye
Did you ever think as a Hearse goes by
That you might be the next to die
And your eyes fall out and your teeth decay
And that is the end of a perfect... day

:: John S February 23, 2019 11:46 PM

it really is a political thing.
Liberals ruin everything they touch.
Kennedy and Disney want to push girl power
so girls are powerful.
Not because they spent months training
in the swamps or years in some academy,
but just because they are girls.
And heroic deeds must accomplish nothing
and have no effect on the plot;
individual effort is demeaned.
The franchise is a vehicle for socialism now.
golly no i will not watch number 9.

this song made me sad.

:: Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder February 24, 2019 08:04 AM

I was going to share this on Facebook and then I thought "Meh." I'm so over Star Wars, why bother? I'll keep watching IV, V and VI and remember when the sun shone brightly. All the rest is dead to me.

:: Kalifornia Kafir February 24, 2019 09:58 PM

Maybe... They Just a bunch of Fruit Cake boys and girls who hate Middle-Right America and all they stand for?
......Middle-Right America rather go out to eat good dinner and have nice Micro Brew than get spit in face?......Say Star Wars go to hell......

:: KIM February 24, 2019 10:47 PM

I stopped seeing them in theater after the third movie

have seen a few scenes when they showed it on TV but was alot of 'meh'

:: treblafolor February 26, 2019 05:22 PM

Friday, February 8, 2019

Sasquatch! Total 100% Proof! (09:52AM)

Its real dammit!

Hat Tip: Right Wing Extremist Dude.

:: Comments left behind ::

some skill in that photograph. Not a single tree or rock quite in focus, and over-riding the auto-focus on a modern camera hain't easy.

:: Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder February 8, 2019 09:57 AM

Maybe just Ben McAdams in Blackface?

:: KIM February 8, 2019 02:32 PM

So Bigfoot is a breed of bear?

:: John S February 8, 2019 07:01 PM

Always with the far off, fuzzy images. How does NOBODY ever get a clear picture??

:: Frustrated Teacher February 8, 2019 10:18 PM

That's not Bigfoot. That's a naked Nancy Pelosi.

:: The Man from Athens February 9, 2019 03:02 AM

Looks exactly like every other photograph!

:: Czarkazm February 9, 2019 10:20 AM

We prefer to be called Yeti-Americans ...

:: ribbenstock February 11, 2019 02:48 AM

#5 you sick bastard !!!

:: ribbenstock February 11, 2019 02:49 AM

Bigfoot sees his shadow. 6 more weeks of fuzzy photos.

:: Punxsutawney Phil February 11, 2019 06:37 AM

Just looks like a dang stump to me

:: sambo February 12, 2019 09:13 PM

Lots of stuff going on today. McCabe admits to an attempted coup against a sitting president of the United states. DoJ even discussed blackmailing cabinet members to get their cooperation. Oh he didn't say blackmail but that is exactly what he MEANT. Where's an armed and deadly sasquatch when you need one. Has Barr been confirmed yet.

:: Calypso Jones February 14, 2019 11:48 AM

That's the guy! That's the guy with the noose.

:: Jussie Smollett February 17, 2019 11:57 AM

I feel im owed an apology As is the President. This fool Smollett didn't do this for his career or his paycheck. He did it to incriminate conservatives and President Trump Supporters as well as the President. They all jumped on the bandwagon to support this guy...which...actually makes me laugh at their dumbasses. so there is that.

:: Calypso Jones February 21, 2019 03:54 PM

Me too.

:: Bigfoot February 21, 2019 05:57 PM

Just heard that Smollett was prepared to identify two men that the police had detained. He was set to go UNTIL....he found out that it was the Osundairo brothers. Remember. He thought the Osundairo brothers got on the plane to Nigeria.

Now that makes me wonder. What if the two unluckiest white men in the world were picked up by police for being in the wrong place at the wrong time. Would Smollet have positively identified them? You damn right he would have. With not a care for the destruction of their lives or their families' lives.

:: Calypso Jones February 21, 2019 09:20 PM

Saturday, February 2, 2019

Breaking! Elmer Doesn't See Shadow! (08:17AM)

Elmer is the most accurate groundhog on Earth as he lives in the boonies far away from flash bulbs and artificial light.

Anyway its cloudy. Which means about six weeks of winter. Had it been sunny, you got it, six more weeks of winter.

Also Skunk, Wabbit and Cat Mating season has begun. A skunk kit conceived today will be born in about 61 days in late March or early April.

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:: WB February 2, 2019 08:39 AM

I didn't see my hood.

:: #Coonman February 2, 2019 06:39 PM

Mr. Kim brewing beer tomorrow......So.....I be drinking his home brew before spring it look like.......

:: KIM February 2, 2019 11:58 PM

Elmer is a Climate Denier.

:: Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder February 3, 2019 08:35 AM

Wednesday, January 23, 2019

Sandcrawler Job Opening(s): Hamas Watch Tower Operations Technician(s) (07:12PM)

Required Qualifications: A body temperature that indicates you are alive.

Ooops, there some more openings right there!

:: Comments left behind ::

hamas goons are like slinkies.
not good for much,
but i cannot help smiling
when they get pushed
down the stairs like that.

:: Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder January 23, 2019 10:19 PM

another american soldier was killed in afganistan.

:: ran January 24, 2019 02:14 AM

It seems this video as in many videos from helicopters, the people being shot at walk away before the explosion. Shame to waste expensive ordinance.

Then again, knowing Pallywood, this could be their own op to make the IDF look sloppy by missing them. An observation post that blows apart leaving the frame? Light enough for bullets to penetrate? Bad place to be when shot at.

:: Kafiroon January 24, 2019 10:57 AM

Pali stopped to tie his shoes. That cost him hard.

:: JGlanton January 24, 2019 02:13 PM

I don't think this video shows it, but the IDF is using shaped fuel-air clouds (weird, innit?)to take out specific targets and minimize casualties. No shrapnel, just snap-boom. This video does fit the policy of the GCC and IDF of ruthlessly killing who needs to be killed but not over doing it.

:: Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder January 25, 2019 07:15 AM

1. They Want to die as martyrs. I see nothing wrong with obliging them.
2. The more of them you quickly send to meet their maker, causes those not as committed to really start avoiding those opportunities.
Win - Win.

:: Kafiroon January 25, 2019 02:46 PM


:: The Man from Athens January 25, 2019 03:58 PM

ima go with "missile" on the first strike, given the bright light on the back of the projo, and the arc it flies.

second one? yeah, that could be a 120mm HEAT round, doing its thing.

:: redc1c4 January 25, 2019 07:45 PM

Kim .....He Kinda get that warm glow from this grainy video......Same feeling as seeing ANTIFA thug get Bitch Slapped during Progressive Riot....Warm....Fuzzy.....Peaceful  Easy Feeling.......

:: KIM January 25, 2019 10:03 PM

I love those videos of antifa getting hell beat out of them. I'd like to see politicians get the same.

:: Calypso Jones January 31, 2019 08:28 PM

Wednesday, January 16, 2019

Sandcrawler PSA: Nairobi Vacation Bad Idea (09:44AM)

If you're considering a vacation in Nairobi Kenya, you need to take into account the African Taliban.

Looks like we're going to have to make some more al-Kabaabs.


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Maybe it Barack and George Obama.....Partying again.....Just like in the old days.......

:: KIM January 16, 2019 01:27 PM

american soldiers were blown up and killed in syria today. wasn't mentioned here.

:: ran January 16, 2019 03:29 PM

Might be worth looking into ChiCom involvement in the terrorism there. Disruptiong things to foment 'opportunities' (like failed projects where they have things like seaports as collateral to gain when things go bad in commercial deals).

Another aspect is when the chinese start showing up the local drug crimes/thuggery and addictions suddenly expand geometrically -- destabilization being part of Mao's little Red book of Tyranny ...

:: elkabobbob January 16, 2019 09:59 PM

Meanwhile, in Burkina Faso, a bullet-ridden Canadian's body was found today. There will be a memo.

:: Chrystia Freeland January 17, 2019 11:47 AM

Perhaps Trudeau will don traditional garb and dance over it.

:: Calypso Jones January 19, 2019 12:17 PM

so how is this connected to the riots over gas prices in Kenya? 9 dead 600 arrested and the internet has been 'turned off'.

:: Calypso Jones January 19, 2019 11:06 PM

Monday, January 14, 2019

Sandcrawler PSA: Allah Displeased (08:27AM)

We're not sure exactly what is pissing Allah off, but whatever you people are doing, stop doing that.

massive swarm of locusts plagued Mecca, Saudi Arabia, earlier this week, prompting authorities at Islam’s holiest site to launch a cleaning operation to remove them.

Videos posted to social media showed the insects swarming around cleaners and worshipers in the city’s Grand Mosque, where millions of Muslim pilgrims congregate every year.

In conclusion, we advise you all to run for your lives or something.

We're too old and tired, besides the Sandcrawler affords us a certain protection from Armageddon, also we have a salvage contract on your droids, vaporators, etc etc.

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Next up.......boils and hornets.

:: Kevin Dickson January 14, 2019 09:47 AM

I want to see videos of frogs totally covering mecca and then the flies from all the dead frogs.

:: Kafiroon January 14, 2019 12:40 PM

I want to know how the locusts can stand the body odor.

:: Bill Cook January 14, 2019 01:06 PM

Mullahs demand more human sacrifices to end plague

:: Mudboy January 14, 2019 05:45 PM

Heh! It is as if Yaweh were telling them they were on the wrong side.

:: The Man from Athens January 14, 2019 06:25 PM

a little oil and honey helps one to see the locusts as a blessing, or at least as lunch.

:: Storm Saxon's Gall Bladder January 15, 2019 08:23 AM

No doubt is a plot by 'the jews' (as always).

Leftards would say 'climate change', but thats just their mental illness talking...

Locusts can actually be quite tasty - with the right dipping sauce.

:: elkabobbob January 16, 2019 10:03 PM

Have Locust Beheading skills?  ORKIN Saudi Arabia is hiring!!!!!!

:: KIM January 17, 2019 01:09 PM

Locusts, Muslims.
Just one plague visiting another.

:: John S January 22, 2019 09:28 AM

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