August 30, 2014
Do The Jellyfish
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National Post Recommends Converting To Islam To Avoid Islamic Terrorism
I can understand the intent of the author. If the ability to recite a few lines of the Islamic declaration of faith saves your life, why not? Just because you say it, doesn't mean you must believe it.
On the other hand, spiritual and moral consequences aside, will capitulating to religious terrorists really make us any safer?
To weed the Muslims out from the infidels, terrorists asked people to recite the shahadah to prove their faith. They asked other things too, like certain key passages of the Koran, the name of Mohammad's mother, that sort of thing - it was al-Qaeda Question Hour. The wrong answer meant death.
After that, many, myself included, wondered: Should we - Muslim or not - learn the basics of Islam and have a read through the Koran? If one of us ever finds herself in a situation similar to that of Westgate Mall victims, could even a rudimentary knowledge of Islam save us?
(Hat Tip: Jihad Watch)
Islam gives the kufar three choices during jihad: convert, submit, or die. If you convert under duress, isn't that the same as submitting? So, it really boils down to this - would you rather live on your knees or die standing?
I doubt any of us can definitively know what we would do while under attack by terrorists. How difficult would it be to recite a few words if you had a knife to your throat?
Border Patrol Fires At Militia Member
A Border Patrol agent pursuing a group of immigrants in a wooded area near the Texas-Mexico border on Friday fired several shots at an armed man who later identified himself as a militia member.
Border Patrol spokesman Omar Zamora said agents had been chasing a group of immigrants east of Brownsville Friday afternoon when an agent saw a man holding a gun near the Rio Grande. The agent fired four shots, but did not hit the man. The man then dropped his gun and identified himself as a member of a militia. Zamora said no other details were immediately available.
Cameron County Sheriff Omar Lucio, whose agency is involved in the investigation, said the incident occurred on private property and it appeared the man had permission to be there. He was not arrested, Lucio said.
(Hat Tip: Weasel Zippers)
August 29, 2014
Islamic State Of Losers Member Takes ALS Ice Bucket Challenge
August 28, 2014
Because, you know, Labor day.... and I'm lazy. But not as lazy as Vinnie and Shackleford!
I'm sure the terrorists will still be there when I get back.
Possibly Allowing the Kurd to Go it Alone is a Bad Idea
This time Peshmerga fighter pic.twitter.com/Amri3y8bir— Salafi Jihadi (@Salafi_Jihadi) August 28, 2014
Hat Tip; Some sick Jihadi f*ck.
ISIS' American Jihadis Dropping Like Flies
Sources say American-born ISIS terrorist Abdirahmaan Muhumed was killed in a Syrian battle over the weekend.Jihad, its easier than paying child support on nine little bastards.
The second homegrown terrorist killed in Syria over the weekend is a Minnesota dad-of-nine, a report says.
Abdirahmaan Muhumed, identified earlier this year as an ISIS-recruited, homegrown terrorist, apparently died in terrorist-on-terrorist clashes over the weekend, sources told KMSP-TV. He was killed in the same ISIS battle as Douglas McAuthur McCain, who the State Department identified Tuesday
Another Peaceful Moderate Tsarnaev Sibling Oppressed by Da Man
The sister of the Boston Marathon bombing suspects was arrested on Tuesday and accused of making a bomb threat against her boyfriend's ex girlfriend.Hat Tip: el Grillo."Ailina Tsarnaeva, 24, of North Bergen, N.J., turned herself in to officers in Manhattan around 2:30 p.m. yesterday and was charged with aggravated harassment, according to police.
Muslima Face Hide Fail
"'She made phone threats against another female, saying, "I know people who can go over there and put a bomb on you,"' said New York police Lt. Paul Ng.
"Tsarnaeva allegedly called the mother of her boyfriend's children in Manhattan on Monday around 3 p.m. and made the threats, according to Ng. Police did not identify the mother or the boyfriend.
"Ng told the Herald that Tsarnaeva was released on a ticket to appear in a Manhattan court at a later date."
ISIS Massacred 200+ Syrian Soliers
The claim on the first video is that these are captured Syrian army soldiers being marched through the desert in their skivies.
Assad soldiers from the special forces of the Islamic State fist recession
This vid shows te same group of men after being executed. For some reason ISIS seems to be slowing down on the publishing the actual murders. PR problem I guess.
Prisoners Nusayris this Maxpettm kindness of your war on Muslims and next Edhi and orderedHe says (and taken to Hell who disbelieve see troops) Congratulations to you and congratulations humiliation us victory and splendor.
Alawites are sometimes called "Nusayris" (Nuṣayrī Arabic: نصيرية), though this term has come to have derogatory connotations in the modern era; another name, "Ansari" (al-Anṣāriyyah), is believed to be a mistransliteration of "Nusayri"Thanks to Axe Grinder.
ISIS Loses MC(bumped: Video Added)
You might remember the video of the little girl who got scared at an ISIS "youth rally" when she failed to recite her little poems correctly. She begins to cry because kids know what ISIS does to those who aren't real Muslims she probably feared for her head.
It was also passed around inaccurately as girl being forced to marry ISIS fighter.
Well good news, He's dead Jim!
Update 08/28: Here is a copy of the video I mentioned. Retweeting old pics of dead babies by Hamas supporters to incite hatred of Israel wrong/propaganda.
Like I said before a still from this video was being passed around as evidence the Muj in the vid war marrying the little girl. That is also wrong. Passing lies about ISIS only enables them to claim that every story about ISIS brutality is a Zionist Plot.
ISIS does plenty of real documented evil on its own. There's no need to make up stuff.
So the little girl might be so scared that because she failed in her recitation, that ISIS might judge her the wrong kind of Muslim?
Kids aren't stupid, I'm sure she knows what happens to those ISIS is unhappy with. So the girl is scared because she lives in a war zone decorated with severed heads and death.
But ISIS gave her candy! So that kinda almost sorta makes up for what they've done to Syria's kids, ..... doesn't i......t? Um uh.... Dirka Dirka! Islam!
Thanks to Never Give up.
Abu Waqqas is still dead jim!
Also Did you know if you say his name over and over its sounds just like Pac Man.
Waqqas waqqas waqqas, bloooop! Glop!(200) Glop!(400) Glop!(800) Glop!(1600) Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding!