May 22, 2015

Life Imitates Jawa Report: Osama bin Laden's Porn Stash Won't be Released

I hear the hot man-on-goat-on-chicken action was deemed 'too sensitive' for the general public:

the Office of the Director of National Intelligence, which released the files on Wednesday, has not released all the material found in the compound. In fact, there's a rather notorious stash that the U.S. government apparently doesn't want you to see: a cache of pornography.
Thanks to Jon

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 01:09 PM | Comments |

May 21, 2015

ISIS: Yes, We Practice Sex Slavery Just Like Muhammad -- Also, Michelle Obama wouldn't fetch much

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Remember, ISIS wrote this. They're proud of it. From ISIS's latest English language magazine, an article titled 'Slave-Girls' or Prostitutes'. Allegedly, written by a female ISIS supporter:

Saby (taking slaves through war) is a great prophetic Sunnah containing many divine wisdoms and religious benefits, regardless of whether or not the people are aware of this. The Sīrah is a witness to our Prophet’s (sallallāhu ‘alayhi wa sallam) raiding of the kuffār. He would kill their men and enslave their children and women. The raids of the beloved Prophet (sallallāhu ‘alayhi wa sallam) convey this to us....

The scholars of Sīrah mentioned that the Prophet (sallallāhu ‘alayhi wa sallam) took four slave-girls as concubines, two of them being Māriyah al-Qibtiyyah and Rayhānah an-Nadriyyah [Zād al-Ma’ād].

How proud is this ISIS supporter of the practice of slavery? This proud:
Yes, Allah has opened the lands for His awliyā’, so they entered and dispersed within the lands, killing the fighters of the kuffār, capturing their women, and enslaving their children.

I write this while the letters drip of pride.

Yes, O religions of kufr altogether, we have indeed raided and captured the kāfirah women, and drove them like sheep by the edge of the sword. And glory belongs to Allah, to His Messenger, and the believers, but the hypocrites do not know!

Oh, and this isn't some theoretical support for slavery. She has firsthand knowledge of it:
I and those with me at home prostrated to Allah in gratitude on the day the first slave-girl entered our home. Yes, we thanked our Lord for having let us live to the day we saw kufr humiliated and its banner destroyed.
And should the Black Flag of Islam fly over the White House, what then of the First Lady? Yes, she went there:
And who knows, maybe Michelle Obama’s price won’t even exceed a third of a dīnār, and a third of a dīnār is too much for her!
Wow. Just, wow.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 04:11 PM | Comments |

Sandcrawler PSA: What Did You Expect From An Arabic News Channel Really?

From a network based on Arab Culture, you know the culture where women are kept covered in black sheets and the rape victim is the one that gets the lash?

Former AJAM employee Matthew Luke’s lawsuit alleges a litany of sexist, anti-semitic, and “Anti-American” behavior from a senior employee named Osman Mahmud. Neither Mahmud nor his employer has responded to the complaint, but the Washington Post reported that he denied the claims.

Luke alleges that he was fired after clashing with Mahmud, who was promoted from video editor to Senior Vice President of Broadcast Operations in early 2015 despite an apparent lack of qualifications for the promotion (according to the lawsuit, Mahmud is “well-connected” with Mostefa Souag, an executive at AJAM’s parent company). After his promotion, Mahmud allegedly engaged in a pattern of sexist behavior, excluding senior female executives from email chains and meetings, speaking diminutively to women (one female AJAM employee told Jezebel that he routinely calls women in the office “little sister”), and, in some cases, displaying open contempt for women in more senior positions.

In one case, Luke alleges that a female executive producer was forced to write a letter of apology to Mr. Mahmud after she questioned his decision to fire one of the show’s editors (interviews with current and former AJAM employees corroborated this incident; the female producer hasn’t responded for request for comment). In another, Mahmud allegedly refused to accept technical assistance from a female engineer, insisting a man be sent in her place.

Damn apparently the feminist leftists at Jezebel are Racist Islamophobes because treating women like sh*t, its just their culture.

A fact the leftists and feminists were all too happy to overlook s long as al-Jazeera was bashing Imperialist America.

By Howie at 12:53 PM | Comments |

May 19, 2015

JawaPalooza Review Mad Max Fury Road

I can't believe they cut off Charlize Theron's arm just to make a movie.

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Now THAT is dedication to your craft.

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Jawa Report file image of Charlize Theron boobs, I mean arm

So after consulting with Rusty, we give Mad Max Fury Road four droids.

Update: Oooops! Now I'm mixing up boobs, Pesky Alzheimer's! Always sneaking up on you like that.

By Howie at 09:53 PM | Comments |

May 18, 2015

Awesome: ISIS Takes Ramadi

Over 80 Marines and soldiers died taking Ramadi in 2006. Their sacrifice, it seems, now in vain:

Iraqi and U.S. officials are maintaining that the tide will soon turn back against ISIS, whose fighters seized control of Ramadi on Sunday after a prolonged offensive using explosive-laden bulldozers and other vehicles driven by suicide bombers.

But many observers say that recovering from the loss of the strategic city -- the capital of Anbar province, Iraq's Sunni heartland -- will take a long time.

"This is a huge setback to Iraqi forces and to the U.S. strategy to degrade and ultimately defeat ISIS," said Peter Mansoor, a CNN military analyst who was a colonel in the U.S. Army.

The ISIS victory in Ramadi, after more than a year of fighting, shows the Sunni militant group's broader resilience in the face of sustained airstrikes from the U.S.-led coalition and pressure from Kurdish forces in the north.

It's funny how a few weeks ago the media was busy celebrating the fall of Saigon, and none of these asshats seemed to want to make the connection with Iraq.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 11:31 AM | Comments |

ISIS Are Slow Learners

Remember back in January when ISIS threatened We will reach America and threatened to behead President Obama?

SIS threatened to behead President Obama inside the White House before spreading Shariah law across the U.S. Monday in a new propaganda video, according to reports. The Islamic terrorist organization also threatened other world leaders in a move that some suggest is retaliation for Kurdish forces seizing the Syrian border town of Kobane earlier that day.

The video, which is titled "Bombardment of Peaceful Muslim in the City of Mosul," shows the destruction of the Iraqi city from mortar shells. Later on is a graphic decapitation of an enemy soldier by an ISIS terrorist.

One of the insurgents said during the video that Islamic state forces will eventually reach the U.S. and kill President Barack Obama. He also threatened President Masoud Barzani of the Kurdistan Regional Government as well as the people of France and Belgium.

"This is the fate of anyone who opposes Islam," the man said. "Know, oh Obama, that we will reach America. Know also that we will cut off your head in the White House and transform America into a Muslim province."

So their little threat earned them some very special visitors from the US.
U.S. Special Forces Just Took Out A Top ISIS Leader – And Captured His Sex Slavery-Condoning Wife...

While airstrikes continue to hammer ISIS positions, it turns out that that’s not the only thing the jihadists need to worry about.

U.S. Special Forces appear to be doing more than just training ‘rebels,’ they’re now engaging the enemy. And, they just put down a top Islamic State leader: Abu Sayyaf.


USA Today reported further on the operation, which will be hurting the terrorists’ bankroll and morale:

U.S. Special Operations forces carried out a major raid deep inside eastern Syria, killing a senior Islamic State leader who oversees illicit oil production and capturing his wife, Secretary of Defense Ashton Carter said Saturday.

Carter said Abu Sayyaf, also known as Mohammed Shalabi, “was killed during the course of the operation when he engaged U.S. forces.

So what has ISIS learned from this?
ISIS militants issued a harrowing threat against President Barack Obama and the U.S., following a raid on an ISIS compound over the weekend that took out the organization’s chief financial operative Abu Sayyaf.
“If your goal is killing Abu Sayyaf then our goal is killing Obama and the worshipers of the cross. We have attacks coming against you.”
Well it looks like we're going to have to reemphasize this lesson due to ISIS' mental challenges. Nice of them to add the extra genocidal threat against Christians there, nice Religion of Tolerance they have there isn't it?

I wouldn't worry too much about Ramadi. Maybe we took advantage of their preoccupation with ruling another sh*thole to make a special delivery.

Thanks to our troops for making the special delivery.

BONUS! Muslima captured

Abu Sayyaf, who was killed by U.S. Special Operations Forces, helped direct ISIS's illicit oil, gas and financial operations, which are "a key source of revenue that enables the terrorist organization to carry out their brutal tactics and oppress thousands of innocent civilians," the White House National Security Council spokeswoman Bernadette Meehan said in a statement.

He was a Tunisian citizen whose wife, Umm Sayyaf, is also considered to be an ISIS operative. Special Operations Forces took Umm into custody after killing Abu Sayyaf and 12 enemy fighters at his compound.

All your bitches are belong to US.

By Howie at 08:36 AM | Comments |

May 15, 2015

Dzhokhar Tsarnaev To Be Freed From His Body

Death to Tsarnaev!

Boston Marathon bomber Dzhokhar Tsarnaev has been sentenced to death.

Tsarnaev, who was convicted last month of 17 capital charges, was sentenced to death for six of them. He showed no visible reaction as the sentence was read aloud.

Do it!

Update: Pajamas Media: ISIS accounts on Twitter responded to the sentence....

In the words of a once famous blogger, Screw Them!

By Howie at 03:04 PM | Comments |