July 27, 2016
Germans Fear Racist Backlash After Suitcase Bomb Explodes Near Immigration Center
Germans are mostly peaceful. It would be wrong to jump to conclusions about them based on the actions of a few bad apples. We should reserve judgement about this until all the facts are in.
A SUSPECTED suitcase bomb has been detonated outside an immigration office near the German city of Nuremberg this afternoon.Although there has been reports of Neo Nazis in the area most Germans reject the Nazi ideology.
German media said the explosion occurred near the Federal Office for Migration in Zirndorf, Bavaria, where newly arrived refugees are processed.
According to media reports, a suitcase packed with highly flammable aerosol cannisters was detonated around 200 yards away from the building.
Officials fear a backlash after reports of an uptick in reports of Anti-German hate incidents over the last few years. Saying, "Nazism is a Religion of Peace".
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Rosa Parks' Facepalm From the Grave
July 26, 2016
To Troll And Troll Again
Update: Slick Willie's full speech, to take you back to the good old days I must say that latex stuff, he looks almost young, Don't worry if you missed anything Bill Clinton's was the only half decent lie, I mean speech of the night.
Fatwa This! Morris vs Fido
Fide was such a good boy.
Hey its just a cat's nature.
Syrian Army Texts Allowing Free Passage From Aleppo
The end is near for Syrian rebels and terrorists in Aleppo, if it were me I'd leave but those who have not already left are pretty dumb so.
The Syrian army sent text messages to residents of rebel-held eastern Aleppo saying it will grant safe passage to people wishing to leave the area, which has been effectively besieged by pro-government forces, state media said on Tuesday.
The army called on residents to push "mercenaries" out of the city -- a reference to rebel fighters -- and said it would give safe passage and temporary accommodation for anyone wishing to leave the area, state news agency SANA said.
The messages also called on armed groups to lay down their weapons, SANA said.
Followers of The Religion of Peace Murders French Priest
Beheading the Priest and Cutting a Nun's Throat
One of the two ISIS knifemen who stormed a church to behead a French priest was a convicted terrorist and was meant to be living with his parents with an electronic tag.Yeah but arrested for just trying to join Islamic State? Come on bigots, let him out. Oh wait they did.
The pair took the 86-year-old priest, two nuns and two parishioners hostage at the church in Saint-Etienne-du-Rouvray near Rouen in Normandy during morning mass at 9.45am...
One of the terrorists, a 19-year-old Frenchman who lived close to the church, is said to have left for Syria in 2015 to try and join Islamic State, but he was arrested.
He was jailed for terrorist offences following a short trial in France, before being released on March 2 this year.I mean what's the worst thing that could go wrong
his local police station.See he just had his throat cut. His head just fell off. I mean it just fell. No big deal.
But this did not stop him becoming involved in today's atrocity, in which Father Jacques Hamel, 86, had his throat cut.
According to his bail conditions, the electronically tagged terrorist was allowed out unsupervised between 8.30am and 12.30pm
Revenge of the Kremlin
Putin may be seeking revenge against Clinton. At least that’s the implication of the view among some cybersecurity experts that Russia was behind the recent hack of the Democratic National Committee’s email server, which has sowed confusion and dissent at the Democratic National Convention and undercut Clinton’s goal of party unity.
While Donald Trump’s budding bromance with Vladimir Putin is well known — the two men have exchanged admiring words about each other and called for improved relations between Washington and Moscow — Putin’s hostility towards Clinton draws less attention.
Commie! Commie! Commie!
Bernie's speech at the DNC.
It seems the Commie is popular.
And now, How Princess Leia got the plans, Hunger Games Edition.
Do we really care that the plot is lacking, no. We want metal bikinis!
Sandcrawler PSA: Keep Your Hands and Feet Inside the Vehicle at All Times
And do not roll down your windows.
Video footage showing tiger attack at Beijing Badaling Wildlife World releasedhttps://t.co/KtRKm35rlq— CCTVNEWS (@cctvnews) July 24, 2016
Looks like I need to add stay in the car to that list. But hey their windows were all up!
A tourist was killed by a tiger and another seriously injured after getting out of their car while touring a safari park in China.Now watch, that woman's stupidity will end up costing the tiger his life.
An investigation was launched into the deadly incident at the Badaling Wildlife Park in Beijing.
Surveillance video captured the moment when two visitors in the front seats of a white sedan reportedly got into an argument while driving through the tiger enclosure on Saturday.
In the video, a woman is seen getting out of the car and walking around to the driver's side door when a tiger suddenly attacks her from behind and drags her off.
The male driver immediately chases after them but retreats. A second woman in the back of the car joins the rescue attempt but authorities said she was killed by another tiger.
Park workers were on the scene within seconds but they were too late to save the victim.
One Day in America
A nice summer shower passed by.
Hey I know it looks bad, but before that it was extra hot.
al-Gore Endorses Her Royal Clintoness
That's right, that al-The Ice Caps Melted Already Gore, endorses Crooked Hillary, maybe if she wins he can get in on another deal as good as the Solyndra deal was.
Former Vice President Al Gore endorsed Hillary Clinton on Monday, the opening day of the Democratic National Convention in Philadelphia.Poor al-Gore didn't even get an invite, but hey to was enough to finally get his name back in the news.
Gore, who served as President Bill Clinton's No. 2, said in a series of tweets that while he was not at the convention, he does indeed support her.
I love Randy.
On the floor of the convention? That's unpossible. https://t.co/DK7Bhb85ER— RBe (@RBPundit) July 25, 2016
Everyone Wave Buh Bye to Debbie Wasserman Schultz
Debbie Wasserman Schultz to depart as Democratic Party chairwoman after leaked emailsWait I thought Donna Brazile was just a sometimes pretty drunk journalist?
PHILADELPHIA, July 24 (UPI) -- Debbie Wasserman Schultz announced Sunday she will step down as Democratic National Committee chairwoman after leaked internal emails suggested favoritism toward Hillary Clinton.
Schultz, also a member of the House of Representatives from South Florida, had decided not speak at the convention this week before she made the announcement and her party stripped her role in Philadelphia.
DNC Vice Chairwoman Donna Brazile will serve as interim chair through the election, it was announced Sunday. Brazile, who has been a CNN and ABC commentator, served in the party role on an interim basis in the spring of 2011.
Man this is brutal: DWS being booed this morning at the Florida Delegation Breakfast ahead of the DNC: https://t.co/nhdCpyMrZO— Frank Thorp V (@frankthorp) July 25, 2016
On the bright side Debbie, maybe Donna will go on a drunken rant! All press is good press they say.
Awesome! Angela Merkel's Germany Now With Splodeydopes!
A failed Syrian asylum seeker has blown himself up and injured 12 other people with a backpack bomb near a festival in the south German town of Ansbach.Remember back in the day, when Jawa Report used to bitch about the German wing of GIMF(Global Islamic Media Front) and the Germans called us Islamophobes. Those were good times.
The 27-year-old man, who faced deportation to Bulgaria, detonated the device after being refused entry to the music festival, Bavarian officials say.
About 2,500 people were evacuated from the venue after the explosion.
Bavaria has been on edge since a knife rampage on a train claimed by so-called Islamic State (IS) last Monday.
The Ansbach blast is reported to have happened at about 22:10 (20:10 GMT) outside the Eugens Weinstube bar in the centre of the town, which has a population of 40,000 and is home to a US military base.
The bomb went off close to the entrance to the Ansbach Open music festival.
A witness, Thomas Debinski, reported "panic" after the explosion, although some people had thought it was caused by a gas explosion.
"Then people came past and said it was a rucksack that had exploded," he told Sky News.
Hat Tip: Stable Hand for Splodeydopes.
Sandcrawler PSA: Turn it Off!
Re: Saudi Women's Shelter Spam Autoplay.
OK so yeah, your pleas have been herd. It wasn't doing it to me, then all at once it did so I took it down.
July 22, 2016
Roosting Chickens in Munich
There have been two shooting today in Munich, one at McDonald's and on at a train station.
July 21, 2016
Full 07/20 RNC Speeches
Booo! Yay! Booo! Yay!!
Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen.
July 20, 2016
Things Banned at Twitter
Banned Milo Yiannopoulos.
NPR: Twitter has permanently suspended conservative commentator Milo Yiannopoulos, saying that he subjected other users to targeted abuse. Yiannopoulos' suspension comes amid a recent campaign in which users tweeted hundreds of racist and abusive messages at Ghostbusters actress Leslie Jones.
Not banned, uncensored copies of the CIA's pet terrorists beheading a little boy.